Worst Gimmick Match Ever?

Simple question here...



A gimmick match, IMO, is a match that's not a regular one fall match. It involves stipulations or high stakes involved.



There are many contenders I can list here. I'll list a few to get the ball rolling...

1. Blindfold match. I mean... the concept of this match is to go around the ring and find your opponent while blindfolded. The only match that stands out in this regard is the match involving Jake 'the Snake' Roberts vs Rick 'The Model' Martel. They both had hoods over there heads and chased each other's shadows for what seemed like forever. Eventually, Snake hits the DDT and wins the match. The execution of that match sucked though.


2. (insert random item or person) On a Pole Match. I haven't seen a good one of these yet. Maybe it's because none of them exist? The worst example I can come up with is the Judy Bagwell on a Pole match where Judy Bagwell's on a forklift and lifted in the air. The winner has to be the one to lower Judy Bagwell down. Wonder why no one wanted WCW? This is one of the reasons why.


3. Death matches. Look... there's a niche audience for these types of matches, but as far as traditional wrestling's concerned, those kinds of matches didn't belong. A death match typically invoved dangerous spots, lots of blood, and dangerous items that can potentially severely injure or kill someone if used incorrectly. Too many cons outweigh the pros in this type of match.

So what is the worst gimmick match ever?