Ascension 80

LAST NIGHT ON MELTDOWN 105:




Vance: Dr. Zeus, you will return that World Heavyweight Championship or face very steep legal repercussions. But you can keep the cham- Wait. Let me correct that. You can keep the FORMER World Champion. Because we'll be crowning a brand new one. At Lethal Lottery. In none other than the 30 man match itself!!!





Chuck Myles: That's right! For the first time ever, THE LETHAL LOTTERY MATCH WILL BE FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!





The crowd becomes completely ecstatic as the Riders panic and throw fits in the ring at the blockbuster announcement.







Mr. Banks: I suggest you guys re-think your plan because what you did was give 30 superstars a chance to hope to win the big one. At San Juan Puerto Rico, at Lethal Lottery, it really will be the Biggest and Hottest Battle Ever Fought. Get ready for your match later because you guys still work for me.



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With a historic main event announced, the Superstars Of WZCW look to make an impact on the road to the Biggest Battle in History. Tonight they will do their best to mark their niche. Veracruz, get ready. Tonight, people will ascend.



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Connor: Welcome back, everybody. To the sold out Plaza De Toros in Veracruz, Mexico! Like Mikey Stormrage would say, Live Mas! It's time for Ascension!


Cohen: That's right, tonight Constantine makes his first title defense against the shy but dangerous Aubrey Sloan. And as announced on Meltdown last night we have Theron Daggershield vs Diabolos. Lets get to it!

Constantine makes his way out to the ring alone with the Elite X Championship around his waist. He flaunts it and gets in the ring with a mic at hand.



Constantine: I'm gonna make this quick and easy. I had shrimp puffs, red wine and some damn good egg rolls imported from a catering service in Texas since all you landscapers eat and drink is burritos and tequila. We are not happy with these silly mishandlings by management lately. First it's putting Showtime and Winters in a TLC match with 3 other teams instead of..... I don't know... ONE ON ONE? Then we have a totally random World title match. Which ends with someone else coming in and running off with the title belt. What happened to the traditionalism around here? And now to make matters worse, I'm wrestling a girl straight out of the Himalayas. Off the set of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. Oh, and she chases squirrels. She chases squirrels!



Constantine starts mockingly acting like a squirrel, gnawing at the title as the crowd boo's him. He laughs before regaining his composure.



Constantine: Here's a nut! Want the nut? I'm wrestling a nut. Man. Oh, and before I forget. Matt. Mr. Tastic. We want an answer in 2 weeks. We're not waiting any longer than that. You want to be seen as a big boy? Well the door is open to hang with the big boys. Are you coming

or-?

Aubrey rushes down the ramp full speed and startles Constantine. He starts running when she enters the ring and Aubrey chases right after him. Constantine jumps the barricade and creates some distance.



Constantine: What the hell are you doing!?!


Sloan: You said you're a squirrel! So here I am to catch you! And when I do, I will not let go. That belt you hold will be the perfect trophy of my achievement. You'll not elude me like the rest.



Sloan throws the mic down as her music hits. The crowd cheers her on as Constantine backs away. Fans stretch out and pat the challenger on the back and she turns to return the gesture as we fade to black.