WWE RAW LD 5th May 2014 - Hounds, Fire and Demonic Forces: Raw Goes to Hell

LAST NIGHT!

A Battle Won. A War Over?

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Triple H wanted war? Well he got war. The Shield brought all Evolution could handle and more as the battle waged on into brutal, dangerous areas. Seth Rollins was flying all over the place, Dean Ambrose was channelling crazy, middle-aged Terry Funk and Roman Reigns entered Beast Mode. As Rollins flew off of an arena exit to take down Mr. Helmsley and Randall Orton, Roman Reigns speared the ever loving bejeezus out of David Batista to win the match for his team. The battle was won, but is the war over?

Fire: Walk With Me

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On the other side of the Authority coin, Stephanie McMahon offered to let Daniel Bryan surrender the World Heavyweight gold. He declined and went ahead with an Attitude Era-esc brawl. Seriously: vehicles, random extras taking beatings, fire. Wait, what was that last thing? Yes, even fire. But even though Daniel Bryan defeated the monster with the Knee Plus/The Knee That Beat John Cena/The Knee/Busaiku Knee/Kitchen Sink Knee, Kane sat up. This one isn't over yet.

Cena's Kryptonite is Ole Anderson's Grandchild

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The most controversial offering of last night's Special Event/PPV (I paid for it anyway) was the rematch between John Cena and Bray Wyatt. The right guy won, but in the right way? Remember how John Cena (and the rest of us) were scared shitless by the choir of brainwashed children on last week's Raw? Yeah, well Bray upped himself and when it seemed like he was set to lose, out came 'Little Johnny', who offered us a heat-warming rendition of that old favourite 'He's Got the Whole World (In His Hands)'. Demonic deep, Ole Anderson style voice and all. Suffice to say, Bray went on to win

BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOM(!) AND THE BEST OF THE REST!

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It was an eventful evening at Extreme Rules away from the main events too. Bad News Barrett was able to recapture the Intercontinental Championship and end the most recent reign of mediocrity (poor Big E.). Cesaro successfully overcame his former tag partner, a botched ref count, terrible theme music and Rob Van Dam to win the three way elimination match. Rusev crushed and Lana stunned. Paige was able to tap Tamina out (my WZPC score does not that you my dear) and oh yes, WeeLC. Glorious.

The 3 Hour, Hokey Horror Raw Quiz!

Is the war between the Shield and Evolution over?

Will Kane decide to rise from the depths of hell to claim revenge once again (seriously this make like what, the 16th time)

How will John Cena rise above not just hate but terrifying children?

Where does Cesaro go from here?

Surely this is the end of Midget War '14?

Who's next for Paige?

Can we have some decorum please?

When will we be witness to the debut of Adam Rose?

And remember, don't be a lemon, be a rosebud (and more, oh so much more...)