Meltdown 102(The Real One)

Philadelphia



The city of brotherly love



Tonight, WZCW brings the love to the 2300 Arena

Copeland: We are live from the sold out 2300 Arena in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania! I'm Sebastian Copeland alongside my broadcast partner Jack Cohen bringing you the action of Meltdown from ringside!


Cohen: You sound excited, Seabass. Then again, you should be. We have a good ol' fashion 3 way dance coming your way as Titus, Constantine and the World Champion, Ricky Runn get ready for our 3 Way main event.


Copeland: Not to mention, Ilapa challenging Fallout for the Elite X Championship and our Tag Team Champions in action as well.

Harrys: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome at this time the WZCW World Heavyweight Champion, "The Swagtastic Leader of a Generation", Ricky Runn!



The crowd boo's loudly at the introduction of our World Champion as the lights flicker and his theme booms.



Cohen: Here comes the champ!


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Copeland: Well where is he?

Titus appears on stage instead holding a microphone and not looking too happy.



Titus:You gotta be kidding me. I've been in this business for so long and I've never seen a World Champion no-show a televised event. Seriously, what have things come to around here? Being a World Champion used to mean something, but now?

As Titus walks down the ramp, Constantine appears behind him with his own mic.



Constantine:Oh, I wouldn't worry too much about him if I were you, Titus. No. If I were you, I'd be focused on other matters. I'll be taking care of Ricky Runn and the World title.



Titus: You do realize you aren't in the #1 Contenders match, right? And that even if you win tonight, not that you could, you won't be added.


Constantine: I'm a man with many influences. Don't underestimate me.


Titus: And many delusions.



The two walk intensely toward each other and go nose to nose, but odds sounds stop them from the titantron.



???: Ugh. UGH!! Fattywood!! Did you get the camera?!


???: Right here, sir.


???: Oh hamburgers, what's wrong with you? I'm putting my swag on.


Titus and Constantine turn around dumbfounded to see Ricky Runn on the titantron, rushing to put some clothes on in a room.



Ricky: Ahem. AHEM! I'll be there soon to take care of you. S.H.I.T.


Titus and Constantine turn to each other confused by the World Champions words.



Ricky: I should let you know though, that if you put your unswaglike claws on me or my Swag Pack again, you'll be gone for 30 days. Yup. I did that.


Titus: Hey! You do realize it's Titus and Constantine down here. Not SHIT, right?



Ricky: You dumb robot. I'll teach you to never mess with the Swagtastic Voice of a Generation ever again.



???: You're late. And you do realize SHIT is on Ascension not Meltdown, right?



Ricky: Oh really?! Bitch, why didn't you wake me up and- OH Hamburgers!!


The feed cuts off as Constantine and Titus look on dumbfounded at the screen. They then turn to each other.



Titus: Our World Champion. Our World Heavyweight Champion ladies and gentlemen.



Constantine: Oh give me a break. You sound so confident that you could do something even though last week you were losing to a soda can. I'm winning tonight. So don't get any ideas.


The two go nose to nose at the entrance ramp as the shot pans out for a commercial break.