I've discussed this here, and in other places, but I have a good idea about getting Ricardo Rodriguez back on the main roster - and this time, NOT as a joke ring announcer, but a legit badass.
With the presence of Paige as the Divas Champion, she's had no real feuds unless you count Crazy Alicia Fox and Tamina Snuka. And that's where The Authority steps into the picture.
Especially when, and if, Alberto Del Rio finally joins The Authority.
ADR could ***kayfabe*** become smitten with Paige, showering her with flowers and gifts in a attempt to win her over. Only one problem. Paige is in love with someone else. But ADR, being ADR, will NOT take no for an answer, and will enlist the help of Tripsy and Stephie Pie in his bid to win her.
One night on RAW, Tripsy, Stephie Pie, Kane, Randy Orton, and ADR call Paige out to the ring. Here, Stephie Pie berates Paige for spurning ADR's affections and tells her that like it or not, she's ADR's woman. She then orders Paige to give him a kiss to seal the deal. Paige's reaction? "Sorry, no." This now causes Tripsy to wig out, and HE orders Paige to give ADR a kiss. And that is when Paige says, "I tried to tell you, but you wouldn't listen. You see...I love someone else, and I wouldn't touch Alberto to scratch him." And now ADR wades into her. "You little whore! You would choose some other perro when I -- I! - can give you what you need?" And Paige states, "What I need, you're not man enough to provide." And now Stephie Pie wades back in, demanding to know who Paige has chosen over ADR.
Paige's reply?
"Ricardo Rodriguez."
This REALLY causes The Authority to wig out as the WWE Universe chants Ricardo's name to the rafters. Prompting Stephie Pie to slap the taste right out of Paige's mouth and order Kane to hold her fast. She then grabs Paige by the face and rants, "You BITCH! You would choose a human JOKE over Alberto? Well, guess what? You WILL seal the deal with Alberto, and you WILL give him a kiss! So pucker up, baby! Your future's right in front of you!" Then all but Paige, ADR, and Kane head outside the ring to watch ADR attempt to force his affections upon her.
But before he can do anything, WHAM!
A man in El Local's mask and street clothes storms out with a chair, and takes out The Authority, even Stephanie. Then he runs into the ring and bams Kane with a chairshot, the force of the blow causing Kane to tumble over the top rope to the arena floor.
Then it's ADR's turn to eat the chair. As well as some well-hammered fists, causing ADR to roll out of harm's way. Then, El Local unmasks.
It's Ricardo.
As The Authority looks on in shock, Ricardo helps Paige to her feet, then tenderly kisses her as the crowd erupts, ending that particular RAW for the night.
The following week on RAW, Ricardo unloads with an anti-Authority declaration of war, stating that "you thought I was a damn JOKE? After what you tried to do to my Babycita - yeah Alberto, I'm TALKIN' to your ass! - did you think I wouldn't do something? Tell me something, Alberto. What part of 'You're a douchebag' do you not GET?
"You always were a douchebag, you continue to be a douchebag, and that's ALL you'll ever be! And you thought Paige would give you that kind of look? Sorry, big fat NO. And now that you've got her involved in your Authority crap, you've got ME involved! NOBODY hurts my Babycita and gets away with it! So you better saddle up, you jackass. ALL of you. Yeah, you, too, Stephanie. Tell me, did that chairshot hurt you bad enough to where you couldn't get on your back for a few days? And another thing...how long were you and The Game playing 'Hide the Twinkies' before Joanie Laurer found out?
"This ain't Ricardo Rodriguez talking. Not anymore. My name is Jesus Rodriguez. I was born with this name. And I'll DIE with this name."
Then watch the bombs drop as Ricardo - with help from most of the babyfaces in the locker room - goes after The Authority.
Thoughts?
With the presence of Paige as the Divas Champion, she's had no real feuds unless you count Crazy Alicia Fox and Tamina Snuka. And that's where The Authority steps into the picture.
Especially when, and if, Alberto Del Rio finally joins The Authority.
ADR could ***kayfabe*** become smitten with Paige, showering her with flowers and gifts in a attempt to win her over. Only one problem. Paige is in love with someone else. But ADR, being ADR, will NOT take no for an answer, and will enlist the help of Tripsy and Stephie Pie in his bid to win her.
One night on RAW, Tripsy, Stephie Pie, Kane, Randy Orton, and ADR call Paige out to the ring. Here, Stephie Pie berates Paige for spurning ADR's affections and tells her that like it or not, she's ADR's woman. She then orders Paige to give him a kiss to seal the deal. Paige's reaction? "Sorry, no." This now causes Tripsy to wig out, and HE orders Paige to give ADR a kiss. And that is when Paige says, "I tried to tell you, but you wouldn't listen. You see...I love someone else, and I wouldn't touch Alberto to scratch him." And now ADR wades into her. "You little whore! You would choose some other perro when I -- I! - can give you what you need?" And Paige states, "What I need, you're not man enough to provide." And now Stephie Pie wades back in, demanding to know who Paige has chosen over ADR.
Paige's reply?
"Ricardo Rodriguez."
This REALLY causes The Authority to wig out as the WWE Universe chants Ricardo's name to the rafters. Prompting Stephie Pie to slap the taste right out of Paige's mouth and order Kane to hold her fast. She then grabs Paige by the face and rants, "You BITCH! You would choose a human JOKE over Alberto? Well, guess what? You WILL seal the deal with Alberto, and you WILL give him a kiss! So pucker up, baby! Your future's right in front of you!" Then all but Paige, ADR, and Kane head outside the ring to watch ADR attempt to force his affections upon her.
But before he can do anything, WHAM!
A man in El Local's mask and street clothes storms out with a chair, and takes out The Authority, even Stephanie. Then he runs into the ring and bams Kane with a chairshot, the force of the blow causing Kane to tumble over the top rope to the arena floor.
Then it's ADR's turn to eat the chair. As well as some well-hammered fists, causing ADR to roll out of harm's way. Then, El Local unmasks.
It's Ricardo.
As The Authority looks on in shock, Ricardo helps Paige to her feet, then tenderly kisses her as the crowd erupts, ending that particular RAW for the night.
The following week on RAW, Ricardo unloads with an anti-Authority declaration of war, stating that "you thought I was a damn JOKE? After what you tried to do to my Babycita - yeah Alberto, I'm TALKIN' to your ass! - did you think I wouldn't do something? Tell me something, Alberto. What part of 'You're a douchebag' do you not GET?
"You always were a douchebag, you continue to be a douchebag, and that's ALL you'll ever be! And you thought Paige would give you that kind of look? Sorry, big fat NO. And now that you've got her involved in your Authority crap, you've got ME involved! NOBODY hurts my Babycita and gets away with it! So you better saddle up, you jackass. ALL of you. Yeah, you, too, Stephanie. Tell me, did that chairshot hurt you bad enough to where you couldn't get on your back for a few days? And another thing...how long were you and The Game playing 'Hide the Twinkies' before Joanie Laurer found out?
"This ain't Ricardo Rodriguez talking. Not anymore. My name is Jesus Rodriguez. I was born with this name. And I'll DIE with this name."
Then watch the bombs drop as Ricardo - with help from most of the babyfaces in the locker room - goes after The Authority.
Thoughts?
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