A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman 'Which book has helped you most in your life?'
The woman replied My husband’s cheque book!
A prospective husband in a book store asked 'Do you have a book called, Husband the Master of the House?'
Sales Girl :Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!
Someone asked an old man 'Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Luv. What’s the secret?'
The old man said 'I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.'
Husband to wife “Today is a fine day. The next day he says : Today is a fine day. Again thenext day, he says thesame thing “ Today is a fine day.
Finally after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband since last week, you are saying this Today is a fine day. I am fed up. What’s the matter?
Husband : Last week when we had an argument, you said, I will leave you one fine day. I was just trying to remind you.
The woman replied My husband’s cheque book!
A prospective husband in a book store asked 'Do you have a book called, Husband the Master of the House?'
Sales Girl :Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!
Someone asked an old man 'Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Luv. What’s the secret?'
The old man said 'I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.'
Husband to wife “Today is a fine day. The next day he says : Today is a fine day. Again thenext day, he says thesame thing “ Today is a fine day.
Finally after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband since last week, you are saying this Today is a fine day. I am fed up. What’s the matter?
Husband : Last week when we had an argument, you said, I will leave you one fine day. I was just trying to remind you.
Marriage is Bliss?
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