Revenge rap (if I were John Cena)

Didn't mind John Cena's promo on "Raw". It had great intensity!



However, since Paul Heyman did a rap on John Cena earlier in the night, I thought that Cena should have done one too.



I have even written a "revenge rap", done to the style of "The Doctor of Thuganomics"



Cena should have come out in his Dr of Thuganomics gear and read this:-





"YO! YO! YO!

Paul Heyman comes out here tonight

and says who the winner of "Summerslam" will be

Well, for Brock Lesnar to beat me

he has to climb down from his tree".



"Heyman makes threats

He says that Lesnar will leave me dead

But this is coming from a guy

Who put ECW in the red"



"Paul Heyman keeps reminding us

That Brock ended the Streak

But I want to hear it from Brock himself

In his voice with a girly squeak".



"Brock Lesnar is scary

He puts everyone in fear

But the one thing Brock is scared of

Is someone mentioning his failed NFL career".



"Paul Heyman is like Dr Frankenstein

And Brock Lesnar is like the monster he made

There is more chance of me beating Brock

Than ECW wrestlers being paid".



"Congratulations, Brock

You finally showed up to work.

But that doesn't impress me.

I still think you're a jerk".



"Paul, you said that you are taking Brock out to dinner.

That's the last thing you should do.

You really need to get thinner".



"But I always wondered about you too.

It shouldn't be a shock.

If after dinner, Paul

you are seeing sucking Lesnar's...."(points mike at crowd to finish



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